Funny jokes

[HaswellRoss]

A few more jokes for today:

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

 

[HaswellRoss]

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.

 

[HaswellRoss]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"